The gehjak flicked her jomces kelj

The gehjak flicked her jomces kelj
I am, of course, indebted to Lewis Carroll.

The gehjak flicked her jomces kelj
To the sprytlsm prytlsm wurhd.
While a jakl did flamvl
And skiemn crbytn
With jevms in lamfaj
To wilfe the mudkuite kumlimly.
Then a smieop did shahml for fmepav pavbnzls
By oomxslamfah anknlaladi.
Swiirumamb, swiirumamb
Kabnpoiumafnhaku.
Kabnpoiumafnhaku that!

The tweet that inspired it: twitter.com/tbc0/status/1483160392629035008

Pronounced:
The GEE-jak flicked her JOM-sees kelj
To the SPRITTLE-some PRITTLE-some word.
While a jakl did flamvl
And SKEE-min CRUH-bitten
With JEV-ums in LAM-faj
To WILL-fee the MUD-kite come-LIMLY.
Then a SMEE-op did shamel [rhymes with camel] for FMEE-pav pav-BUNZUHLS
By oomks-LAM-fuh ankh-LAH-luh-dee.
Swee-ROO-mamb, swee-ROO-mamb
KAA-bin-poy-MAF-nah-koo.
KAA-bin-poy-MAF-nah-koo that.

Image credit: labs.openai.com/s/g8JRvNH6c03bGaXqhIcQsqnJ