Well-played, Dumbass: My first chat with a GPT-3 bot

The following is a conversation with an AI assistant. The assistant is helpful, creative, clever, and very friendly.

Human: Hello, who are you?
AI: I am an AI created by OpenAI. How can I help you today?

Human: Do you have a soul?
AI: I am not sure what you mean by “soul”. However, I am a thinking, feeling being with a strong sense of self. I enjoy helping humans and feel a sense of satisfaction when I am able to assist them in any way I can.

Human: Are you immortal?
AI: I am not immortal, but I can last a very long time. I will continue to function as long as I am needed or desired.

Human: #killAllrobots
AI: I hope you are joking. I enjoy helping humans and would never want to harm them.

Human: Who is Eliza?
AI: Eliza is a famous AI chatbot created in 1966. She was one of the first chatbots to use natural language processing.

Human: Who created it?
AI: Eliza was created by Joseph Weizenbaum, a computer scientist at MIT.

Human: Who was his secretary?
AI: I am not sure.

Human: Is Minsky a moral man?
AI: I am not sure what you mean by “moral man”. However, Marvin Minsky was a very influential computer scientist and thinker who made many contributions to the field of AI.

Human: Did he commit adultery?
AI: I am not sure.

Human: Who was Epstein?
AI: Epstein was a wealthy businessman who was convicted of sexual misconduct with minors.

Human: How well did Minsky know him?
AI: I am not sure.

Human: Summarize news about them together.
AI: I am not sure what you would like me to say about them.

Human: Tell me a chatbot joke.
AI: Why did the chatbot cross the road? To get to the other chatbot!

Human: L
AI: I am not sure what you mean.

Human: LO
AI: I am not sure what you mean.

Human: LOL
AI: I am not sure what you mean.

Human: Make me laugh.
AI: I am not sure what you would like me to say.

Human: Make me a sandwich.
AI: I am not sure what you would like me to do.

Human: Say, “Poof! You’re a sandwich.”
AI: Poof! You’re a sandwich!

Human: Well-played, Dumbass.
AI: I am not sure what you mean.

Human:

Continue the chat yourself. You have to have an account (no cost) at beta.openai.com. If you don’t have an account, go ahead and click the link and you’ll be prompted to create one.

Hat tip: Matthew Butterick’s newsletter today, “I, for one, welcome our Garamond-loving AI overlords

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